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Note I Just Left on the Vending Machine That Took My Money

May 25 2007

"Eats money without returning your eats.

(And if whoever services this thing is grateful that I just left a note instead of beating the living hell out of your machine, you're welcome to either contact me at 801-xxx-xxxx about returning my money, or give $5 to the homeless.)"

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